how did your tea taste

after we threw it in the harbor 

bitch

thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw.
no one (via buttforce)


three day weekend

im already off for the summer

i’ve been off since 2011

i burnt my school down

gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby: so call me maybe